The Weekly Muck: NFL Picks from the Black Lagoon Week 14

Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Vikings take
on the Baltimore Ravens. Photo credit NFL 

by @Swampy_Swami (Gene Henke)

Helloooooooooo everyone and welcome once again to The Weekly Muck! Week 14 has snuck up on us pretty quickly here and the SwampMan is not too happy about it. The season will be gone before we know it! So let us be sure to enjoy these last remaining weeks while they are here. Last week Swamper went a measly 3-2 again after the Amish Rifle threw an interception on the Titan’s potential backdoor covering drive and the Redskins blew a win at the end once again. That one had me ticked off as I will blame the ending on the zebras but that is an argument for another day. The good news was the Panthers romped the Bucs as planned, the Vikings overcame some unlucky adversity to get a win in OT, and the Seahawks absolutely destroyed the Saints on Monday night like we predicted to give the SwampDocta 3 winnas. This week I plan to get out of this 3-2 rut and give you a strong 5-0 week. I feel really good about these picks so without further ado let’s jump right into the swamp, enjoy everyone!

Dear Jerry Jones, Blow it up!

Last night was the last time this Cowboy fan gets kicked in the family jewels. Sure we could look at the numbers and know what happened in the game, but we need to focus on what we see with our own eyes. You can't find one team in the world that has enough luck to lose a game the same way as many times as the 2011-2012 Cowboys. Jerry, you have put your team in the hands of the best offensive and defensive coordinators at the available time for what? Can you honestly say you have confidence in Jason Garrett, the Princeton offensive guru, and Rob Ryan, the next NFL head coach? Can you have confidence in a QB that throws 4 TDs, but can't hit a wide open Miles Austin to win the game? What about a defense that can't line up before the opposing offense snaps the ball?

There is but one solution Mr. Jones, Blow it up! New personnel, new coaches, and a new GM. That's right Jerry...You're Fired! Stick to what you do best and market Americas team. Leave the football to football people like Jimmy and Parcells. You want to WIN don't you! Division opponents, like the Giants, have a better record in your stadium that your own team. I'm frustrated, I'm sick, I'm tired, and I'm out on this season....

Sincerely,
Cowboy Fan For Life

NFL Week 14 Show Picks

RF:
Browns, Packers, Vikings, Steelers, Bucs, Falcons, Jags, Saints, 49ers, Bears, Cowboys, Jets, Broncos, Chiefs, Ravens

Royce:
Bills, Packers, Giants, Steelers, Bucs, Falcons, Jags, Saints, Seahawks, Bears, Eagles, Jets, Broncos, Chiefs, Ravens

Ric:
Browns, Packers, Giants, Steelers, Bucs, Falcons, Raiders, Saints, 49ers, Bears, Cowboys, Jets, Broncos, Chargers, Ravens

Chozen:
Bills, Packers, Giants, Steelers, Bucs, Falcons, Raiders, Saints, 49ers, Pats, Eagles, Jets, Broncos, Chargers, Ravens

*these picks are recreational purposes only*