10 Things for NFL Players to do to get through the Lockout!!! (From Last Nights Show)

A little advice for NFLers that are unemployed, locked out, and bored!

1. Be a Car Salesman (People will buy from you)
2. Start an Online Radio Show (Oops...probably shouldn't put that)
3. Mascot for your Alma Mater (Nobody will ever know)
4. Night Stocker at Grocery Store or Walmart (You are gonna need the discounts)
5. Deliver Phone Books or Newspapers (Nobody ever knows how they magically appear on front doors)
6. Date an Entertainer (This will keep you in the public eye and she can pick up the tab)
7. Get a Reality Show (Hey...It kept T.O. in the league)
8. Do an Album (The Rap/R&B/Country album you always wanted to do...you got plenty of time)
9. Do Nothing (*Cricket Sounds*)
10. GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND FINISH YOUR DEGREE (This will help for the next lockout and beyond!)