Dock Ellis |
Pittsburgh Pirates
pitcher Dock Ellis was quite a character. He sported hair curlers in the
dugout, took handfuls of amphetamines before games, and pitched a no-hitter on
LSD.
He was, in the immortal
words of Pulp Fiction’s Jules Winnfield, “a mushroom-cloud-layin’
motherf—ker.” His style was pure Youngblood Priest, a mélange of gold rings,
colorful polyester suits, and hair-curlers, cruising in the front seat of a
big, shiny Cadillac with a vanity plate that said, “DOCK.” His attitude was
bold, intimidating batters with his menacing glare and violent gum chewing, and
planting verbal dynamite in the belly of institutional racism. According to filmmaker David O. Russell, he even served as the
inspiration for American Hustle’s hotheaded-yet-sartorially fresh FBI
agent Richie DiMaso, played by Bradley Cooper.
Meet Dock Ellis.
The late, self-described
“Muhammad Ali of Baseball” pitched in the major leagues from 1968-1979, mostly
with the Pittsburgh Pirates, and had a career record of 138-119. He was an
All-Star in 1971, and helped lead the Pirates to a World Series championship
that year. He’d later compile a 17-8 record while pitching for the American
League champion New York Yankees in 1976. But he’s probably best known for
pitching a no-hitter while tripping on acid. Ellis is given the documentary
treatment in director Jeffrey Radice’s No No: A Dockumentary, which made
its world premiere at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival, and will soon play SXSW.
And Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz, a.k.a. Ad-Rock, produced the film’s funky
soundtrack.
No No opens on that fateful day: June 12, 1970.
“We flew in to San Diego
and I asked the manager if I could go home because we had an off day,”
explained Ellis in the film. “So I took some LSD at the airport when I took off
with the car ’cause I knew where it would hit me, in L.A.”
He’d take LSD two or
three more times on Thursday at his friend’s place in Los Angeles, and again
the following day at around noon. At 2 p.m. on Friday, the house received a
call from the Pirates’ manager asking where the heck Ellis was, since he was supposed
to be at the ballpark. His friend’s girlfriend woke up a sleeping Ellis,
screaming, “You have to pitch today!” to which Ellis replied, “What happened to
yesterday?” Ellis rushed to the airport, and somehow made a 3 p.m. flight from
Los Angeles to San Diego, arriving at the stadium at around 4:30 p.m. The first
pitch was at 6:05 p.m.
“So there I was out
there, high as a Georgia Pine, trippin’ on acid,” he said. “I really didn’t see
the hitters. All I could tell was if they were on the right side, or the left
side. As far as seeing the target, the catcher put tape on his fingers so I
could see the signals. The opposing team and my teammates, they knew I was
high. But they didn’t know what I was high on. They didn’t really see
it, but I had the acid in me, and I didn’t know what I looked like with
that acid. I had lost all concept of time.”
Nine innings, eight
walks, six strikeouts, and two hit batsmen later, and Ellis had done the impossible:
he’d pitched a no-hitter high on LSD.
“It was ugly but
it was still a no no,” he said in the film, grinning. “It was easier to pitch
with the LSD because I was so used to medicating myself,” added Ellis. “That’s
the way that I was dealing with the fear of failure. You know that if Dock’s
pitching, he’s high. But how high is he? I pitched every game in the
major leagues under the influence of drugs.”
In addition to LSD,
Ellis took loads of cocaine, marijuana, alcohol, mescaline, crank, and later,
heroin. Before starts, he’d take as many “Greenies”—or amphetamines—as he could
swallow to keep himself sharp.
“I would try to
out-milligram any opponent,” said Ellis. “Before a game, I would take a maximum
of 15-17 pills. Not to say that I didn’t have enough stuff to pitch in the
major leagues, I just tried to get a little edge.”
Since Ellis didn’t have
overpowering stuff—he was armed primarily with a curveball and a slider—the key
to his game was intimidation. He’d stand tall on the mound, eyes bugging out of
his head, violently smacking his chewing gum. He’d bean you just to get his
message across, and if you crossed him, he’d bean you in the face. Just ask
Reggie Jackson, who hit a towering, 600-plus ft. home run off Ellis in the 1971
All-Star game—one of the longest in history. The next time they met, in 1976, Ellis
beaned him in the face. And the curlers in his hair weren’t just to be hip and
slick, or to defy the stringent rules of management (Ellis was suspended once
by the Pirates for 10 days for the curlers).
“I was throwing
spitballs,” he said. “I was wearing a perm, so I just had to go to the back of
my neck and I had a fist full of sweat.”
Ellis had his problems,
and they were serious. He later redeemed himself by going through rehab in 1980
and becoming a drug and alcohol counselor for the Yankees and for those in
prison. Although he did kick the habits he had, he passed away on December 19,
2008 from cirrhosis of the liver.
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